(Original on www.kaizers.no, Text backup here)
After driving the South-Norwegians to ectasy by spilling oil and noise-polluting the environment, Kaizers are ready to devastate Siddisland.- It is almost a home match for us in Folken, explains an emotional Geir Hellraizer Kaizer.
- We like Stavanger, it is a pleasant town, and Folken has an especially good atmosphere. Actually, it is a perfect venue for us, intimate, but at the same time big enough to have some room to move around on stage.
- And tomorrow Bergen.
- This will also be a climax. Yesterday we thought about it, and came to the result that we have played at 16 different venues in Bergen throughout our career.
- Really! Let me hear.
- Okay, you nerd. We have played three different stages in Kvarteret, Teglverket, Storelosjen, and a B,S&J (Blod, Snått & Juling)-concert in the café, then of course you have like x gigs in Hulen or the Garage, then we have played in Røkeriet in Verftet, twice in NHH, Café Colomba, Café Opera, Ricks, Naboen, twice in Grieghallen, Haukelandshallen, me and Janove have once played at some KRIK christian event, and now we will play in the Teatergarasje for the first time. Well, I can't come up with anything else.
- That's really 17 (16?!?) venues. So, you've been around. What about the Brann-stadium?
- I don't think that the people of Bergen would pay to support people of Jæeren (?!?!?), even though we kick their idols' asses, as a matter of course (?!?!?). Remember the cup-final 87, he he.
(Hey, 1) Norwegian, 2) Norwegian geography, 3) Norwegian soccer history - anything else? *rofl*)