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Kalifornia

California

Røyker sigar, snakker om mitt livSmoke a cigar, talk about my life
Eg tar av meg hatten, må eg, tar eg ditt livI take off my hat, if I have to I take your life
Ingen tålmodighet, mi tid er helligNo patience, my time is holy
Eg kan alle triks i bokå, du kan læra deI know every trick in the book, you can learn them
  
Me skal drikke absint i lag, begge blir nervevrakWe'll drink absinthe together, we'll both turn into nervous wrecks
og minst en av oss ikkje ser landand at least one of us is in over his head
Og han er pasient og kamerat, diagnose og fyllepratAnd he's a patient and a buddy, diagnose and drunk talk
Alle teorier holder vannAll theories are watertight
  
Drøm om Kalifornia, drøm om KaliforniaDream about California, dream about California
Min sjel har fått sår, eg ga deg dine beste årMy soul has been wounded, I gave you your best years
For eg har hørt, de trur ikkje på GudBecause I heard they don't believe in God
De bryr seg kun om koss de ser utThey just care about how they look
Motivet er alltid skjult, de psyker deg ut, lyger og slår deg utThe motive is always hidden, they freak you out, lie and beat you up
Og du, det er ikkje som du sku truAnd you, it's not like you think
Du kan ikkje bare snuYou can't just turn around
(Du er aleine)(You are alone)
Meir enn du beregnerMore than you think
  
Han tier og nikker, snakker kun med blikketHe remains silent and nods, talks only with his eyes
Det er aldri ett sekund han er i tvilThere's never a second of doubt for him
For han er ditt patronat, du spiser frå hans fatBecause he is your patronage, you eat from his dish
Du har fått en satans bra dealYou got a hell of a deal
  
Gløm om Kalifornia, bare gløm om KaliforniaForget about California, just forget about California
Min sjel har fått sår, eg ga deg dine beste årMy soul has been wounded, I gave you your best years
For du trur ikkje på GudBecause you don't believe in God
A-ha, oohA-ha, ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oohOoh ooh ooh ooh ooh
  
Røyker sigar, snakker om mitt livSmoke a cigar, talk about my life
Eg tar av meg hatten, må eg, tar eg ditt livI take off my hat, if I have to I take your life
Ingen tålmodighet, mi tid er helligNo patience, my time is holy
Eg kan alle triks i bokå, du kan læra deI know every trick in the book, you can learn them
  
Vil du gå mot min egen familieIf you want to cross my own family
Skal me drikke absint og diskutere detWe'll drink absinthe and discuss it
Du skal ikkje reise, du, det her er svikYou will not leave, this is treason
Er du nysjerrig, vil du vete om du ser godt ut som likAre you curious, do you want to know if you look good as corpse
  
Du knekker lett, som en fyrstikkeYou break easily, like a match
Bom di di bom bom, eg har revolvereBom di di bom bom, I've got revolvers
Ser deg nok, kjenner deg og dineI see you well, I know you and yours
Skal me røyke fredspipe eller slukke 'anShall we smoke the pipe of peace or should we put it out


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Kalifornia